niicelaady

To paraphrase the Capital One commercial: What's in YOUR head? What's in mine is here: always personal, occasionally political, sometimes a rant on language or pop culture, or a heads-up on an interesting link I've found. I hope that all my friends will visit and comment and gain some insights into the workings of my twisted little mind.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Cough hack blow sniff achoo!

commoncold

And what did you get for Christmas, NiiceLaady?

Well, let's see ... Secret Santa #1 gave me an excellent CD and a lovely bookmark. Secret Santa #2 gave me nice warm gloves. NiiceDuude gave me a Borders gift card. NiiceDuudette #1 gave me athlete's foot (see below). And Santa must be losing his hearing, because instead of bringing this naughty girl coal, he brought me a COLD.

I know I'm being a big baby. It's just a cold. It's not cancer, diabetes or anything permanently disabling or life-threatening. But it's no fun being the Snot Farm That Walks Like a Woman. And I have yet to find an OTC cold remedy that works for me. Latest experiment: Eckerd's equivalent of Tylenol Severe Cold Multi-Symptom. Drugs consumed. Multiple symptoms still here.

BTW, the photo is of the common cold virus from giantmicrobes.com, where you can buy these cute plush models of assorted germs, bugs and microbes. This is where NiiceDuudette #1 got me athlete's foot. Last year she gave her father yeast and her sister syphilis.

Hope everyone had a good Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Yule/Festivus/Whatever. And I hope to recover in time to celebrate the New Year.

Virtual hugs to all, because you don't want real ones from me right now!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Do I tawk funny?

No, but being born in Boston, I do listen funny. Thanks, Mir.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Boston
 

You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.

The West
 
The Midland
 
North Central
 
The Northeast
 
Philadelphia
 
The Inland North
 
The South
 
What American accent do you have?
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Have yourself a meme-y little Christmas

Found in the Catbox:

Questions filled with the Christmas Spirit

1. Eggnog or hot chocolate? Jake's eggnog, served hot with whipped egg whites, brandy AND rum!

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? He used to wrap the small stuff and leave the big/awkwardly sized gifts unwrapped for the "wow" factor when I first saw the tree.

3. Coloured or white lights on tree/house? I don't do lights but if I did, I'd do colored on the tree and a combo on the house.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? No. I don't need an excuse to kiss my love.

5. When do you put your decorations up? I don't decorate because I generally celebrate at other people's houses.

6. What is your favourite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? NiiceDuude's corn pudding.

7. Favourite holiday memory as a child? Decorating the tree.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I let slip at school that I believed in the Tooth Fairy and my classmates gave me chapter and verse about her, the Easter Bunny and Santa. Bitches. How old was I? Never mind.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas eve? Not as a rule, but if someone gives me a gift on Christmas Eve, and I won't be seeing them on Christmas Day, of course I open it.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree? I don't (see question 5).

11. Snow....Love it?...or dread it? Love it, hate driving in it.

12. Can you ice skate? I could last time I tried, which was about 15 years ago, and it's like riding a bicycle, right?

13. Do you remember your favourite gift? Not A gift, but I remember the year I came home from church on Christmas Eve to find packages under the tree. My parents had told me there would be NONE that year because we were broke. There was nothing expensive: a Timex watch, a robe, stuff like that. But I was totally surprised and thrilled that there were any gifts at all. I was 15 or 16.

14. Best Christmas gift you ever gave? Can't remember. Ask the recipient.

15. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Friends and music.

16. What is your favourite Holiday dessert? I've gotta pick ONE? Are you nuts?

17. What is your favourite Holiday tradition? Hot tub at the Wassail.

18. Turkey or ham on Christmas? Turkey of course!

19. Which do you prefer...giving or receiving? Giving.... although receiving don't hardly suck at all.

20. What is your favourite Christmas song? Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

21. Candy canes...yuck or yum? Yum!

22. Favourite Christmas movie or TV show? The Grinch and A Christmas Story.

23. Red or green? Yes.

24. Will you be on Santa's Naughty or Nice list? Naughty, I hope. I want to be where my friends are!

Your turn...

Monday, December 11, 2006

Happy birthday to me (and Jesus)

A wise person once said there is a time when one should stop expecting others to make a fuss about one's birthday; that time is age 6.

So, 42 years after that date, I feel extremely blessed that so many have remembered:

NiiceDuude, who remembered my late October lust for some new cookware and gifted me with same (not to mention an adorable card);

My mom, brother and sister, who all called me with good wishes;

My co-workers, who plan to celebrate later this week when all of us will be present but took the time to wish me a Hippo Birdie on this, the actual day;

Rosalie, the Official Birthday Rememberer of the Pickin' and Singin' Gatherin'.

Speaking of birthdays, there's this other guy whose birthday gets celebrated around this time but with lots of baggage. I post this on His behalf. Don't know who wrote it, but it came from NiiceDuude's devout sister:

How to celebrate Christ's Birthday -- From Christ

Dear children,

It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday
on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime.

How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth just, GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town.

Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can & may remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching
explaining who I am in relation to you & what each of our tasks were. If you have forgotten that one, look up John 15: 1-8.

If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it.

1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time.

2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them.

3. Instead of writing George complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then follow up. It will be nice hearing from you again.

4. Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them.

5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her.

6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless? Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile; it could make the difference. Also, you might consider supporting the local hotline; they talk with people like that every day.

7. Instead of nitpicking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a Merry Christmas that doesn't keep you from wishing them one. Then stop shopping there on Sunday. If the store didn't make so much money on that day they'd close and let their employees spend the day at home with their families.

8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary, especially one who takes My love & Good News to those who have never heard My name. You may already know someone like that.

9. Here's a good one. There are individuals & whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them (and I suspect you don't) buy some food & a few gifts & give them to the Marines, the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in Me & they will make the delivery for you.

10. Finally if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then behave like a Christian. Don't do things in secret that you wouldn't do in My presence. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine.

P.S Don't forget; I am God and can take care of Myself. Just love Me & do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above & get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court. And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love and remember.

I LOVE YOU
From Christ

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Updates - what a marvelous invention!

Finally did some long-overdue updates on this page! The link to the long-defunct Land of Confusion board is gone, and I have added links to my friend Miriam's blog, the excellent Saturncast -- a podcast by the husband of Bean (of Bean's World blog) fame, and Trubble's Catbox, a very busy forum for survivors of emotional abuse. I can be found commenting or posting on all those sites as NiiceLaady.

Speaking of Bean, she had surgery today. Even if you don't know her, please send her prayers and/or good thoughts. She's a cyberbud of mine, and she's worth it.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Here we go again ...

Didn't I post on this like, a year ago?

Once again the Christians are complaining about the use of "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas," and some retailers have caved. No more "Happy Holidays"; their employees will wish everyone Merry Christmas whether they're Christian, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, Wiccan, atheist, whatever.

Most of my non-Christian peeps, including myself, have no problem with Merry Christmas, mmkay? As someone who doesn't believe that God was necessarily Jesus' biological babydaddy, I still admire the man for the message he preached,and I have no problem celebrating his birthday. I hate the commercialism of Christmas and have distanced myself from it. I don't buy gifts for all and sundry, although I do participate in Secret Santa at work and bring gifts to whomever I'm spending the 25th with. But I still love the holiday and ALL its traditions -- the music, the rituals (many of which have PAGAN roots) and most of all, the camaraderie.

Know what? I grew up in a time and place where political correctness and inclusiveness weren't an issue. Almost everyone I knew growing up was Catholic or Protestant. Until college I knew maybe four Jews, and wasn't close to them.

Back then I heard "Happy Holidays" ALL THE TIME. Know what it meant? MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR. Not "Happy whatever you celebrate because I don't want to risk offending you if you don't do Christmas." For Christians there are two holidays happening -- Christmas and New Year's. That's what "Happy Holidays" and "Season's Greetings" conveyed back in that less-confrontational era.

So I ask those Christians who are offended by "Happy Holidays": Why not just take the greeting in that spirit instead of getting all bent out of shape that we are "ignoring" your religious holiday? We're wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. The former a religious holiday (that many people celebrate as a secular one), the latter strictly secular.

BTW, to the right-wingnuts who wonder if you should wish Black people "happy Kwanzaa" instead of "merry Christmas," Kwanzaa is a CULTURAL celebration, not a religious holiday. It's a supplement, not a substitute, for Christmas or Hanukkah or Solstice or whatever. I have no statistics but I strongly suspect that given the prominent role the church plays in the Black community, most African-Americans who celebrate Kwanzaa also celebrate Christmas.

And to those believers who get annoyed that Christmas has become secularized, how many of you are getting into scuffles at the store over the last PS3 or Elmo? If you sincerely believe that Christmas is first and foremost a celebration of the birth of the Son of God, why are you buying into the mind-set that it's about STUFF? Go to church, sing carols, gather the family around, break bread, exchange simple gifts, help the less fortunate. Give the Santa booty a pass.

Just my $.02. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, Super Solstice, Cool Yule, Righteous Ramadan, Fabulous Festivus and hey, it's winter and we need an excuse to party. So happy WHATEVER!